Thursday, September 9, 2010
Wednesday, September 1, 2010
.the stinky kid.
.lets just be honest, there is always a stinky kid.
.this year i am teaching a life skills class, what a perfect opportunity to teach them how NOT to be that kid.
.so i plan this fabulous lesson about how NOT to be the stinky kid.
.shower EVERY day. brush your teeth EVERY day. put on deodorant EVERY day. put on clean undies EVERY day. dont EVER try to mask your stinky butt smell with axe. dont EVER substitute gum for brushing your teeth. dont EVER sniff the booty of your jeans to see if they are still clean.
.you know, the basics.
.unfortunately the stinky kid in class didn't show up that day.
.figures.
.this year i am teaching a life skills class, what a perfect opportunity to teach them how NOT to be that kid.
.so i plan this fabulous lesson about how NOT to be the stinky kid.
.shower EVERY day. brush your teeth EVERY day. put on deodorant EVERY day. put on clean undies EVERY day. dont EVER try to mask your stinky butt smell with axe. dont EVER substitute gum for brushing your teeth. dont EVER sniff the booty of your jeans to see if they are still clean.
.you know, the basics.
.unfortunately the stinky kid in class didn't show up that day.
.figures.
Friday, August 27, 2010
.miso tired.
.i am tired.
.week one of school this year was a huge success.
(in my classes at least)
.mr carden was supposed to be on his way here in a few minutes but all of the generators crashed and half the city is currently without power.
.he should probably just quit.
.ps the eight month mark was yesterday and in 6th period a lovely bouquet of red roses was delivered to my classroom.
.even if he wont be here this weekend, he is still the best.
.we are doing a unit on horror in my english classes, today we told our own horror stories.
.UNbelievable stories were told all day long.
.i'll share a few soon.
.week one of school this year was a huge success.
(in my classes at least)
.mr carden was supposed to be on his way here in a few minutes but all of the generators crashed and half the city is currently without power.
.he should probably just quit.
.ps the eight month mark was yesterday and in 6th period a lovely bouquet of red roses was delivered to my classroom.
.even if he wont be here this weekend, he is still the best.
.we are doing a unit on horror in my english classes, today we told our own horror stories.
.UNbelievable stories were told all day long.
.i'll share a few soon.
Monday, August 9, 2010
Wednesday, August 4, 2010
Monday, August 2, 2010
Saturday, July 24, 2010
.sometimes i forget to blog.
>because<
.i have a super exciting life.
.like for real.
.the ladies of the family went to mesquite, i lost 42 bucks.
.went to kolob reservoir.
.me and dan went on a super hot date to park city.
.farmers market and freedom festival.
.suffered from mono.
.went to the family reunion and it didnt end my relationship.
.bought a raft and went to yuba.
.went to seven peaks.
.ate 91 shave ices, pretty sure.
.saw the best movies ever: toy story 3 and despicable me.
.and some stupid ones: inception boooo.
.found a new fave place to eat: jasons deli.
.continued my love affair with barbeque.
.got a hair cut.
.read a seriously good book: how full is your bucket.
.turned 23 and celebrated with dipidee.
.the lovelies gave me a new backpack, perfume, pedicure kit, and clothes.
.got crafty and made a million hair accessories.
.got my dream bike and rode around the world.
.swam like a fish, day after day.
.i love my life.
.i love my mr carden.
.i love my family.
.and most of all, i love my new bike.
.just kidding.
.kinda.

.i have a super exciting life.
.like for real.
.the ladies of the family went to mesquite, i lost 42 bucks.
.went to kolob reservoir.
.me and dan went on a super hot date to park city.
.farmers market and freedom festival.
.suffered from mono.
.went to the family reunion and it didnt end my relationship.
.bought a raft and went to yuba.
.went to seven peaks.
.ate 91 shave ices, pretty sure.
.saw the best movies ever: toy story 3 and despicable me.
.and some stupid ones: inception boooo.
.found a new fave place to eat: jasons deli.
.continued my love affair with barbeque.
.got a hair cut.
.read a seriously good book: how full is your bucket.
.turned 23 and celebrated with dipidee.
.the lovelies gave me a new backpack, perfume, pedicure kit, and clothes.
.got crafty and made a million hair accessories.
.got my dream bike and rode around the world.
.swam like a fish, day after day.
.i love my life.
.i love my mr carden.
.i love my family.
.and most of all, i love my new bike.
.just kidding.
.kinda.


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